• What’s In the Cards?

    What's in the cards for American Idol? Just ask Corrine Kenner, the Idol Psychic. This season, she'll offer a supernatural sneak peek at America's favorite singing competition.
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Top Twelve

Twelve finalists will sing tonight. Rather than pull a single predictive card, I asked, “What do we need to know about tonight’s show?”

Two cards fell out of the deck: Justice and the Star.

Both cards bode well for us in the audience. Because they’re both from the powerful major arcana portion of the deck, they suggest that the show will be “big” — like Ed Sullivan’s “very big show,” back in the days when the Beatles were first taking to the stage. Both cards depict women, which probably means that the girls, as usual, will be the better performers. The scales of Justice show us that the judging will be fair, and the Star’s inherent celestial appeal indicates that the wingers will shine.

But is there more to be seen? Maybe. The show starts in 15 minutes.

The Justice card from the Wizards Tarot

The Justice card from the Wizards Tarot

Justice: Key Symbols

  • Justice’s classroom looks like a lawyer’s office or law library, with leather-bound volumes of law and ethics shelved on a lawyer’s bookcase.
  • Scales are longstanding symbol of truth and justice. In this case, the imagery dates back to ancient Egypt, where the goddess Ma’at would measure a dead man’s heart against the weight of a feather before he could be allowed to continue on into the afterlife.
  • The Justice card is also associated with Themis, the Greek goddess of Justice who helped keep the infant Zeus safe from his father Cronos, or Time. She was also a gifted prophet who served for a time as the Oracle of Delphi.
  • The professor’s familiar is a white owl, a symbol of clear vision and wisdom. Athena, the goddess of wisdom, was often accompanied by an owl. Owls can also be messengers.
  • Scales are the emblem of Libra, the sign of balance. The glyph for Libra, which looks like a balanced set of scales, is painted on the wall behind the professor.
  • The Libra glyph seems to be balanced on a companion symbol — the Hebrew letter Lamed, which means ox goad.
  • The feather pen on the professor’s desk symbolizes the sword of justice — a double-edged reminder that fairness cuts both ways.

The Star card from the Wizards Tarot

The Star card from the Wizards Tarot

The Star: Key Symbols

  • The rolled parchment scrolls, like their counterparts on the bookshelves, represent the wisdom and judgments of the ages.
  • The professor of astrology looks like Nuit, the Egyptian goddess of the sky. She wears a dress made of stars and the blue night sky — the very fabric of time and space.
  • The spiraling snake bracelet on her arm symbolizes the spiraling energy of the universe, as well as the soul’s desire to escape the bonds of earth and reunite with the god of creation.
  • The professor is unrolling an astrological chart — a snapshot of the planets at an important moment in time. An astrology chart can be read as a celestial plan, a grand design, and a blueprint of existence.
  • Four lightning bugs flicker past like living stars — one for each element, and one for each suit of the minor arcana.
  • The armillary sphere at the professor’s feet is a scale model of the universe, with the cobalt sphere of earth at its center.
  • There’s a sextant, a tool for navigation, on the bench in front of her. Sextants measure altitude of objects above the horizon, in order to calculate longitude. It’s a tool to help find one’s place in the world.
  • Another navigational tool, a compass, sits by her side. A compass aligns itself with the earth’s magnetic fields — a symbol of invisible power — and highlights the four cardinal directions.
  • Because the Star card is associated with the astrological sign Aquarius, the constellation Aquarius is visible in the background.
  • The most prominent star in the background is the Venus. While Venus is a planet, it’s commonly known as the Morning and Evening Star — a beacon of guidance, hope, and inspiration.
  • The Aquarius glyph is carved into the pillar to the left of the professor. Aquarius is the sign of futuristic thinking, visionary thought, and social causes. While Aquarius is an air sign, it’s symbolized by a water bearer — so the glyph represents waves of both air and water.
  • The Hebrew letter Heh is also painted on the pillar. It means “window” — a common vantage point for briefly surveying the stars. A window also makes it possible for starlight to reach us from outside.
  • For centuries, people have looked to the night sky for guidance. Sailors navigate by the North Star. Small children make wishes on the evening star. Young lovers watch for shooting stars, so they can make wishes for their happiness. In tarot, the Star card still symbolizes guidance.
  • The Star card is a picture of history. The light from every star in the night sky has traveled vast distances, across the centuries, to reach us.
  • According to some traditions, each star is an unborn or departed soul.
  • The card also represents the power of myth. Since the dawn of time, storytellers have gathered around campfires and used the stars as a launching point to describe our most secret hopes and dreams. Every constellation in the night sky is associated with a corresponding myth or legend. Aquarius, the sign most closely associated with the Star card, is reputed to be Ganymede, the handsome young cupbearer of the gods. He lived with them on Mount Olympus, where he kept their cups filled with ambrosia — the water of life, the nectar of the gods, and the drink of immortality.

The images in this post are from the Wizards Tarot by Corrine Kenner and John Blumen, soon to be published by Llewellyn Worldwide.

Two Guys Must Go

There are still eight guys in the running, but two of them will be eliminated after tonight’s competition. Which two are on their way out?

According to my tarot deck, we’ll soon be saying goodbye to …

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hierophant. I think this card came up the last time I tried to predict which guy would be going home, too. In this case, I’m going to say the Hierophant refers to one of the older contestants … or maybe Casey James, the ponytailed guy. (Actually, at 27, I think he fits both criteria.)

Casey James

And the second selection? The cards say … The Hanged Man.

The Hanged Man card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hanged Man card from the Wizards Tarot

The first thing I noticed in this card were the blackbirds, which makes me think it’s going to be one of the black guys. Michael Lynche is just too big and too popular to go at this stage of the game — which means that Todrick Hall could be in trouble.

Todrick Hall

Tonight’s show starts in about 90 minutes, and the results will be announced tomorrow at 8/7 central.

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The tarot cards on this website are from the Wizards Tarot by Corrine Kenner and John Blumen, soon to be published by Llewellyn Worldwide.

Eight Girls to Go

Which two girls will go home after tonight’s performance? Eight girls will sing, and two will be eliminated.

The cards say …

The Wizards Tarot Page of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Page of Cups

The Page of Cups. Could this be literal? Is it Paige Miles?

And the second selection is …

The Wizards Tarot Five of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot Five of Pentacles

The Five of Pentacles. This one is trickier. I’m going to use the costuming as a guide, and say that anyone who wears a hood or a wrap will be in trouble tonight.

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The cards in this post are from the Wizards Tarot by Corrine Kenner and John Blumen, soon to be published by Llewellyn Worldwide.

The Guys Debut

Tonight the guys make their debut appearance on American Idol’s live stage. Who will go home? I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but watch out for anyone who chooses a country-western song.

My tip comes straight from the horse’s mouth.

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Girls Debut

Tonight the 12 female finalists will make their first live appearances on American Idol. Let’s ask the cards about the bottom line: Which one will be sent home after this evening’s competition?

The Sun card from the Wizards Tarot

The Sun card from the Wizards Tarot

The towheaded Sun card suggests that it’s one of the blondes … so that narrows it down to Didi BenamiCrystal Bowersox, Katelyn Epperly, Lilly Scott, or Janell Wheeler.

Didi Benami

Didi Benami

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Bowersox

Katelyn Epperly

Katelyn Epperly

Lilly Scott

Janell Wheeler

Janell Wheeler

American Idol’s Top 24

During tonight’s episode, we’ll find out who made the cut — the Top 24.

Seven of the finalists were revealed last night.

The Wizards Tarot Five of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Five of Cups

Janell Wheeler is the first to be featured in tonight’s episode. She gets the Five of Cups — the card of disappointment. She looks so much like the girl from The Princess Bride … And she’s wearing a micro-mini dress as she makes her way onstage to hear the judges’ verdict.

My husband has noticed that whenever Ellen smiles at the contestants during this final judgment, they go through. Ellen is smiling at Janell. And sure enough, she goes through.

In this light, the Five of Cups doesn’t make a lot of sense, but we’ll wait and see what happens.

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

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Hollywood’s Top 24

Some of the Top 24 semifinalists will be revealed in a special two-hour event airing tonight. Once we know all of the Top 24 finalists, I’ll move away from live blogging and into more of a predictive mode.

7:00 pm — Tonight’s episode is being revealed in flashback mode. It starts with the story of rejection — and one of the first things we see is the judges poring over photos of all the contestants, choosing who will stay and who will go. I can’t help noticing how much the photos on the table look like tarot cards.

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Hollywood Week, Round 2

8 pm — Tonight is Group Night on American Idol, when we find out if the would-be contestants can play well with others.

96 performers are forming groups. Most of them don’t know what they’re doing. I don’t know what I’m doing, either.  It’s hard to pull cards for amorphous groups.

I know! I can yell at my kids to pause the noisy dishwasher and turn off the TV in the back room, and I can ask why the man with the DVR remote is playing Yahtzee on his cell phone instead of monitoring our sacred show.

8:08 pm — We’re in better shape now, but the Hollywood groups are still in chaos. Some of them can’t even find a place to rehearse. What, they don’t have rooms in that hotel? What about outside? For people who are supposed to be creative, these kids are showing a distinct lack of imagination.

Crowded into close quarters, they’re all making too much noise and accusing each other of stealing their moves.  There are leadership squabbles, and disagreements over harmonies …

The Empress card from the Wizards Tarot

The Empress card from the Wizards Tarot

Let’s check in with Big Mike, whose wife is about to deliver their first child. I’ll pull a card for her: the Empress! It’s the card of pregnancy and motherhood — and no, I didn’t stack the deck.

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Pentacles

Ten of Pentacles

And speaking of motherhood, the producers have been singling out Mary, the Rocker Mom, for a lot of closeups. She’s bossy — but I don’t think she’s being rude. Somehow she just got stuck with a group of contestants who are too young and too inexperienced for her. I’ll pull a card for her group: the Ten of Pentacles. They’re going to make her pay for any success she has in this round.

8:19 pm — The sun has risen, and so have spirits. The groups are running through their final dress rehearsals. Oh, man … some of them don’t know their lyrics. Haven’t they ever seen this show?

A group called Destiny’s Wild is doing well — so well that mary, the Rocker Mom, watches them and cries with frustration at her own group’s shortcomings.

The Wizards Tarot King of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot King of Pentacles

Suddenly, Big Mike gets called out to talk his wife through the delivery.  It’s a girl! Hooray! Now he’s got to get back to work, King of Pentacles style.

The Star card from the Wizards Tarot

The Star card from the Wizards Tarot

Faith, the first group of the day, has chosen a Beyonce song, “To the Left.” They get the Star card. That’s usually a good sign. The three girls all go through.

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Swords

Big Mike’s four-man group, Team Awesome, sounds really good, but they get the Nine of Swords — the card of nightmares and lost sleep. I wonder why. One of the members, Seth, has a son with autism, so they flash back on his story. Apparently, only one of the two dads will go through, but we won’t know which one until after the commercial break.

The Wizards Tarot Four of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Four of Wands

8:30 pm — It’s Big Mike. Seth will have to go home to his wife and two kids. He’ll be okay, though. The Four of Wands says he’s got a happy home and family waiting for him.

The Magician card from the Wizards Tarot

The Magician card from the Wizards Tarot

Neopolitan is up next. They’re singing a Lady Gaga song: Bad Romance. They get the Magician card. Behind the scenes, though, they’re feuding with Destiny’s Wild, who will sing the same song. DW says Neo stole their song. Did they?

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Cups

The Nine of Cups says no, they came up with their own version.

The Wizards Tarot Page of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Page of Swords

Here’s DW with the same song, complete with gymnastic flips and impressive harmonies. They get the Page of Swords; that must be for all their airborne flips. I’m enjoying their version a lot better, except for the sour shrieky notes at the end. Ellen tells them how weird it was — but they go through nonetheless.

Now we see snippets of several more performances, who all go through.

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Swords

The Mighty Rangers are up now. One of the girls in this group looks like Sarah Jessica Parker from her “Square Pegs” days. Ouch: they get the Ten of Swords. And double ouch: they forget the words. Three members of their group are sent packing.

The Transformation card from the Wizards Tarot

The Transformation card from the Wizards Tarot

8:42 pm — Germaine Seller’s group has had nothing but trouble. Just before they audition, Kat Nestle walks out. She quits. She says she knew she would mess up, and she didn’t want to humiliate herself. The group’s name is Phoenix, and they get the Transformation card. How appropriate.

Maria tries to explain that the group has struggled, but Simon puts her in her place. “What was your struggle?” he asks. “You had 12 hours to learn a song. That’s not a struggle.” Good for him.

Two members of the group go through, but two go home.

The Chariot card from the Wizards Tarot

The Chariot card from the Wizards Tarot

Here’s a group called “Big Dreams.” It features Matt Lawrence, who spent four of his teenage years in the Big House, and Amanda Scheckman, the drama queen.  They’re singing “Escape.” When Amanda forgets the words, she reverts to character. Simon sends them all home — Chariots away!

Plenty of singers are sent home, Ryan says, and they flash past us. They’re all weeping. Mascara is running everywhere. Oh, it’s all so sad … except it’s not.

8:54 pm — We come out of a commercial break, and a group called Middle C is on stage. The shirtless ponytail guy is one of them. The next group features that guy with the scary neck tattoo. So far, they all sound good — and they all make it through to the next round.

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Wands

Finally, Mary the rocker mom is going to appear with her group. Her minions are complaining that she’s overpowering. You know what, though? The Ten of Wands says she’s going to be carrying them.

Sure enough, Mary and two others go through. Two go home.

Of the 96 that started the day, 71 are headed for at least one more round. We’ll see them again next week.

Hollywood Week Begins

Our pizza is in the oven. My Diet Coke is at the ready. I just need to shuffle my deck and we’ll be ready for the start of Hollywood Week in about 10 minutes.

7 pm — Tonight Ellen takes her place at the judge’s table.

100,000 people auditioned in 7 cities. Now 181 contestants will face the music in Hollywood, vying for 24 spots on the American Idol stage.

On Day 1, the contestants arrive. They’re the cutest, most excited group evah! Seriously, there are some good-looking people in this group.

The Empress card from the Wizards Tarot

The Empress card from the Wizards Tarot

Here comes Ellen — the Empress. She’s going to be a mother figure to these fledgling stars! Cute.

The Wizards Tarot Four of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Four of Wands

Initially, I think it looks like there’s some chemistry between Ellen and Simon. He has her arm around her shoulders, and he’s staring deeply into her baby blue eyes. Yes, I think they like each other. The Four of Wands confirms it.

The Magician card from the Wizards Tarot

The Magician card from the Wizards Tarot

Skiiboski is on — and Katie Stevens, who loves her Grandma with Alzheimer’s. Katie gets the Magician. She’s going to do really well. She’s singing “For once in my Life.”

The Transformation card from the Wizards Tarot

The Transformation card from the Wizards Tarot

Skiiboski gets Transformation — my version of the Death card. He’s also rocking it. Ellen says he frightens her. He’s stalking the stage like a leopard. She cautions him not to frighten his audience. “Sexy and scary,” she says. “It’s a fine line.” Well, if that doesn’t describe the Scorpionic Death card, I don’t know what does.

7:07 pm — Already the judges are thinning the herd. Skiiboski gets cut. He leaves singing. He’s a good sport.

7:12 pm — We’re back from a commercial, and still on Day 1 at the Kodak Theater. Tension is mounting. Ryan says Simon has been on the warpath. And Ellen is being comically honest with the kids.

Oh, here’s country girl Vanessa Wolf and Andrew Garcia.

The Wizards Tarot Three of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Three of Wands

Andrew gets the Three of Wands, the card of fledgling enterprise. He’s singing a Paula Abdul song, “Straight Up.” I’m not a fan of his scary neck tattoo, but I do like his version of the song. Kara calls it genius. She compares him to Adam for making the song his own.

The Wizards Tarot Queen of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Queen of Cups

Now Vanessa gets to go. Remember her? She likes to jump off bridges in Tennessee. She gets the Queen of Cups. I hope she doesn’t drown. Ellen says she’s unique — and scared to death.

The Judgment card from the Wizards Tarot

The Judgment card from the Wizards Tarot

Tasha Leighton is up, too. Have we met her? Ryan says she’s a worship pastor. She gets the Judgment card.

Awww … Vanessa doesn’t go any further. Andrew, however, moves on. I didn’t see what happened to Tasha.

The High Priestess card from the Wizards Tarot

The High Priestess card from the Wizards Tarot

7:18 pm — Now we see a montage of people crying and leaving. You know what, though? The High Priestess, with that big full moon, says its cyclical. The experience brings them one step closer to their eventual destiny.

The Wizards Tarot King of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot King of Pentacles

7:24 pm — Janell Wheeler smiles and seems incredibly confident — as grounded as the King of Pentacles.

Others, however, crash and burn.

The Wizards Tarot Knight of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Knight of Swords

Here’s Haeley Vaughn. Wasn’t she the one who wanted to be a black pop-country-western star? She gets the Knight of Swords.

The Wizards Tarot King of Cups

The Wizards Tarot King of Cups

Mary Powers, rocker mom, gets the King of Cups — and praise from Ellen. She and Haeley both go through.

Toddrick Hall, Charity Vance, and Ashley Rodriguez also go through.

After Day 1, 46 contestants will stay in Hollywood.

7:34 pm — Day 2 begins, and the second half of the newbie crowd lines up for their first Hollywood auditions. Simon gives them advice: “Don’t be nervous, don’t be boring, and don’t forget the words.”

The Wizards Tarot Five of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot Five of Pentacles

Jay Stone, beat boxer, gets the Five of Pentacles — and harsh criticism.

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Pentacles

Sandwich maker Lilly Scott gets the Nine of Pentacles. She is super cool. Kara says everything about her is refreshing. She goes through; Jay goes home.

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

7:38 pm — Just before he goes on stage, Big Mike Michael Lynche learns that his wife is in labor. He gets the Hierophant card. Sing it for the baby, Mike! He’s good; the crowd even sings along with him.

The Temperance card from the Wizards Tarot

The Temperance card from the Wizards Tarot

7:44 pm — It’s Day 2, and performances are in full swing. Justin Williams, the cancer survivor, is here. He gets Temperance.

The Wizards Tarot Page of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Page of Cups

So is Tim Urban, who gets the Page of Cups. Tim sings “Come Back to Me,” and he’s shaky.

Neither one knocked our socks off.

Tim went through; Justin did not.

The Wizards Tarot Four of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Four of Cups

Maddie Curtis, the 16-year-old with four Downs Syndrome brothers, gets the Four of Cups. Simon says she chose the wrong song.

The Wizards Tarot Two of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Two of Wands

Casey James, who took off his shirt during his audition, brought his blues guitar. He gets the Two of Wands for his trouble. Randy says he loved it. “You actually are a real singer songwriter,” he says.

The Sun card from the Wizards Tarot

The Sun card from the Wizards Tarot

Casey goes through, but Maddie will go back to her family. In the hallway, her mother hugs her and says, “You’re only 16.” Which is true … but the best indicator for Maddie is that her mother turns and smiles at the camera as they leave — which sounds weird when I write it, but in real life she just looks gracious and polite. I pull a second card for Maddie — The Sun. I think she’ll be back next year.

The Hanged Man card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hanged Man card from the Wizards Tarot

7:56 pm — Day 2 is winding to a close. We see more dejected and rejected contestants. Didi Benari is back; she auditioned for her best friend who died. She’s going to sing “Terrified,” one of Kara’s songs. She gets the Hanged Man. I think her voice seems a little weak, but maybe that’s the sound she’s going for. Simon isn’t glaring at her, at least. Simon said he really liked the song. He likes the idea of a waitress coming on the show and doing well. Randy says he likes her too.

The Wizards Tarot Ace of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Ace of Swords

Crystal Bowersox got a tattoo on her back so she could remember her baby son while she’s away. Ew. That is so not necessary — but the Ace of Swords pops up to … I don’t know. Symbolize a tattoo needle, I guess.

Didi and Crystal both go through, along with a bunch of other screaming people I don’t know.

All told, 95 contestants will go on to the group round. We’ll see them tomorrow night.

Live Blog: The Road to Hollywood

7 pm — Tonight, Ryan tells us they’ve saved the best for last.  We’re about to see highlights from all the audition cities.

The Wizards Tarot Three of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Three of Swords

We start with General Larry, whose heart will be broken by the reaction to his groundbreaking opus, “Pants on the Ground.” That’s what the Three of Swords says, anyway. Well, yes … I’ve heard he’s got a lawyer, probably to see if he can’t get some money from his song. He’s also facing a claim from someone who claims it was their song first.

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

The Hierophant card from the Wizards Tarot

Now we meet Jessica Furney, who apparently auditioned before. She’s back, after a makeover, singing a song that Simon Cowell co-wrote. She gets the Hierophant. Oh, she’s singing her a song from her teacher — Simon, who in this case appears as Chiron, the wounded healer. Interesting. The judges agree that she’s improved, and all four vote to send her to Hollywood.

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Wands

8:08 pm — Amanda Shechtman does impressions — she can sing like Brittney Spears –  and she can talk with her mouth closed. For reals. But is she good enough for Hollywood? The Ten of Wands says it will be a lot of work. The judges want her to connect more. She’s so dramatic. Simon dramatizes the moment, but eventually he votes to send her to Hollywood, like the rest. I don’t know. I’m not sure she’s that much more dramatic than any other contestant.

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Cups

The Wizards Tarot Ten of Cups

8:12 pm — We get two fast-moving clips: Lee Dewyze is singing “Ain’t No Sunshine,” and he gets a golden ticket as I pull the Ten of Cups — the card of happy families.

Two of Cups

Two of Cups

Seconds later, Crystal Bowersox sings “Take Another Piece of my Heart,” and the Two of Cups, the partnership card, marks her pass to Hollywood.

8:19 pm — Lacey Brown auditioned in Season 8, and made Top 50. Oh, she has amazing green eyes. She gets the Queen of Pentacles. She’s more grounded this time around. She sings, “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” beautifully. She gets four yes votes.

Stephanie Fischer is trying out for the seventh time. She gets the Five of Cups, the card of disappointment. I suspect that her seventh time won’t be the charm. She sings a very bad rendition of Peggy Lee’s “Fever.” Simon says she’s “terrible.” She tries to blame her failure on the fact that she’s star-struck by Victoria Beckham. Poor Stephanie. After hugs from Victoria and Kara, she leaves without even waiting for a vote. She keeps her dignity.

The Wizards Tarot Six of Swords

The Wizards Tarot Six of Swords

8:25 pm — Rachel Hubbard, a 16-year-old from Texas, travels to Hollywood in the boat from the Six of Swords.

The Wizards Tarot Seven of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot Seven of Pentacles

Thaddeus Johnson, a 16-year- old from Oklahoma, reaps the harvest of the Seven of Pentacles.

The Wizards Tarot Four of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Four of Wands

Genesis Moore, 16 and from Georgia, dances onto the Hollywood stage with the Four of Wands.

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot Nine of Pentacles

8:30 pm — A lot of atheletes try out for the show.  Adrian Chandtchi is 6′8″ and 17. He’s a swimmer. His coach calls him the Big Kahuna — the Big Fish. He calls himself a “Beautiful Man Flower.” My husband wants to mute the TV at this point, but I tell him yell, “No! I have to hear this!” Adrian launches into an Elvis song — and he sounds like a girl. I guess the judges are sending him back to the privacy of his walled garden, as seen in the Nine of Pentacles. He reminds everyone that they have his phone number, so they can call him back if they change their minds. Uh huh.

The Wizards Tarot Ace of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Ace of Wands

Michael Lynche, 26, is a personal trainer in Florida. He’s huge: muscular and big. He’s also got a child on the way. He sings … and he’s good. He gets four yes votes.

The Wizards Tarot Knight of Pentacles

The Wizards Tarot Knight of Pentacles

Didi Benami is auditioning in memory of her best friend Rebecca, who died four years ago. She gets the Knight of Pentacles — the card of the rescuer and adventurer. She sings Hey Jude, and the judges let her sing and sing, because she’s good. When she finishes, she breaks down in sobs. The judges reassure her that she did really well. All four judges vote yes.

The Magician card from the Wizards Tarot

The Magician card from the Wizards Tarot

8:45 pm — Aaron Kelly is resilient. His biological parents moved around a lot. His father couldn’t keep a job. His aunt and uncle adopted him and his brother; he calls his aunt his mom now. Aaron gets the Magician, the card of talent and mastery. He’s going to sing “The Climb” by Miley Cyrus. He’s very good. He’s got a nice tone to his voice. Simon says, “The moms will like you.” Hey! I’m in that group! All four judges give him a go.

The Star card from the Wizards Tarot

The Star card from the Wizards Tarot

Kimberly Bishop looks a little tough. She’s got a Joan Jett thing going, with very pale skin but dark hair and eyes. She says if she were famous, she would recycle and help kids in Africa. When she starts to sing, she moves a little like a stripper; when her skirt comes up, they have to cover her private parts with an American Idol logo. She’s not a good singer. When the judges tell her no, she asks if she can be excused. I think she might be a little bit chemically enhanced. I pulled the Star card for her, though. I think I’ve gotten that before, when contestants were a touch deluded about their own talent.

The Wizards Tarot Six of Wands

The Wizards Tarot Six of Wands

Shaddai Harris came to the auditions with her mother. The girl cannot carry a tune. She moves like a singer, but no … the judges have to say no. I don’t know why the Six of Wands came up for her.

The Strength card from the Wizards Tarot

The Strength card from the Wizards Tarot

8:55 pm — The auditions close with a Dallas audition from Hope Johnson, one of seven children in Texas. The family was poor; they sometimes missed meals, and brought food home from school. I pull the Strength card for her as she describes the struggles she’s faced. She sings “I Hope You Dance,” and she’s good. Well, she was a little shaky on a high note, but still. She’s a fresh face. Randy says she has a beautiful tone. Simon likes her. All four judges say yes, and Hope goes to Hollywood.

All told, 181 contestants have made it through the open auditions. Next week, we’ll see them all in Hollywood, along with Ellen DeGeneres. Whoop! I can’t wait! I’ll be live blogging the shows.